Holding It In
The way she’s clenching those buttcheeks I think there’s much more than shorts up in those biscuits. Illinois More
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Walmart Halloweenies
Woooooo!!!! Only 1 more day til Halloween! Shout out to all our freaks and weirdos out there! Don’t forget to send in your awesome costume pics! Illinois More
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Keeping Out Distance
I can’t tell if he has his bare ass out or if the back airbags both deployed….what’s that? Those scooters don’t have airbags? Well, then I guess we know our answer. Illinois More
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Powdered Donuts
True playas like to slap a little baby powder on dat ass so you know where to find what you’re looking for. Illinois More
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Bald Is Beautiful
Bald with a sense of humor; I can appreciate that. But which one do you guys like better? Maybe our pals at WTFTattoos.com can let us know who they think comes…”ahead” in this. Illinois & Tennessee More
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#ScrunchIt
While I certainly appreciate the effort to brighten up that tail, it really leaves me wondering how long that took? That’s a butt-load of scrunchies. Not a few, not a ton, but an entire butt-load of hair scrunchies. The answer is too long. Riddle solved. Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, RandomActing A Fool
I probably get too excited when I see old people doing some immature fun stuff because it gives me that hope that I’ll never actually grow up and change. That makes me happy. Illinois More
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Baby You’re A Firework
Normally I’d say that hairstyle is ridiculous, but that puff reminds me of a firework going off and that gets me excited for the 4th of July! What up short work week?! ‘Murrica! Illinois More
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The Baby Tee
Just gonna hang by the bar…put out the vibe. Illinois More
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Tie One On
I’m sure our friends over at WhiteTrashRepairs.com would appreciate this bit of ingenuity. Seriously though, I don’t want to be too hard on the guy because let’s face it, it’s considerate of him not to give us a glimpse of the alternative to keeping his pants up. Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, RandomI Do What I Want
As you can see, the “f*ck it” point is over here and she is over there, way past that point. Illinois More
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Xmas In April
Look kids, Santa is getting a head start on Christmas in April….Or Santa is a little buzzed and isn’t quite sure what’s really going on. I’d bet a few brewskis on the latter. Illinois More
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