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Hey! You staring at dat ass? Just because it looks like someone threw paint on her personal seismograph doesn’t mean you get to look. That’s his ass and he wants you to know it. Back off son. Illinois More
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Our Little Ponies
Looks like My Little Pony is trying to do some sort of Hills Have Eyes horror spinoff. Illinois More
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Caption Contest!
Okie dokie my Dr. Seuss friends, it has come time for us to let you unleash your creative spirit. Caption this photo with your best Seuss-like rhyme about Walmart and you’ll win something so cool I don’t even know about right now. Illinois More
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Pull-N-Play
Walmart got that 24-7 daycare! Hella convenient, but offers very little in the whole child development category. Illinois More
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WWIB: B & W
In Walmart we aren’t concerned about whether the dress is white and gold or blue and black. Because in the mean streets of Wally World, you don’t even have to have any crazy colors to look like a fool. Black and white will do just fine around these parts. Illinois More
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Twisted Toe
Looks like that camel got its toe all twisted around because last time I checked those are meant to face north. Illinois More
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Car Ram-Rod
Wow! You’ve got skills that Grave Digger would be jealous of my friend. Illinois More
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See-Through Booty
“All aboard the mesh express!” – Wait. Nobody is getting on? Not a single person? Last call now…okay, looks like you’re riding solo young lady. Illinois More
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Rude Crude Dude
Well that seems uncalled for. I happen to like my shit and you’re very rude. Illinois More
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