In The Limelight
Listen bud, I’m not a chick so perhaps I’m not the best person to be giving you tips, but I have to say lime green doesn’t even look good on actual limes. Illinois More
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Falling Prices
Apparently ‘parenting’ is on a rollback special today at Walmart… Illinois More
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Chester The Jester
Ah yes, the alcoholic bat/troll/fairy/jester I’ve heard so much about…and by “heard so much about” I clearly mean I’ve probably seen you on WTFtattoos.com. Illinois More
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Hippie Hippie Shake
George Clinton ain’t got sh*t on you lady! Illinois More
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Do you prefer dry, stale biscuits or fresh ones with extra butter? Illinois More
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Past The Expiration Date
Those bottom biscuits are just a bit stale for my taste. Approximately 45 years too stale. Illinois More
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No Bologna
Looks like someone is trying to hide a big mess under the rug. Illinois More
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A Pair On A Pair
Just in case there was an extremely slight chance I would put my hands in there in the first place, that option has now been completely eliminated…Up in Walmart looking like Mrs. Jake The Snake Roberts. Illinois More
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Chomp Chomp
I’ve seen the movie Outbreak. That shit won’t end well. I’m gonna pass. Illinois More
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Take Cover
Those booty covers are so see through that your underwear look like they are just part of the design. An awful, awful design, but part of it. Illinois More
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It’s A Celebration!
It’s Memorial Day Weekend everyone, don’t forget what you’re celebrating and don’t drink so much you forget where you are and end up aimlessly walking Walmart dressed as an American Flag until you pass out in the meat department. Illinois More
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