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The Nightcrawler
Nothing makes me smile harder than seeing a ridiculous sign and knowing they had to put it up because someone already proved to be stupid as shit. Illinois More
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Man of Steel
Dude looks like he is about to show me that he is hard as steel whether I like it or not. Illinois More
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Cheap AC Unit
Summertime is coming so you know that heat is going to be turnt up. Why not stay cool and stylish at the same time by letting a lion paw at your pants for 20 minutes or so?! Illinois More
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Dead Dreads
Who has a long term goal to grow their hair into the “dead driftwood” look? Illinois More
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Cotton Candy Carl
I checked thoroughly, there was no pot of gold at either end of this rainbow. Some dry scalp, possibly lice, but no gold. Sorry folks. Illinois More
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Moppin’ Molly
That’s not a haircut. Girl you just put a mop on your head like you’re about to clean up aisle 3. Illinois More
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Tiny & Tight
I’m going to assume that you two had a sleepover and someone needed to borrow clothes. I’m praying to sweet baby Jesus that’s the case. Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, RandomBring Back Some Of Those Ice Cubes
I’m over my own confusion and now I just want to see what’s about to go down with a stuffed unicorn and a mannequin torso. Questions I won’t have answered that will ultimately cause my early aneurysm. Illinois More
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The Back Bandit
Your slutty back looks like a sleepy cartoon bank robber. Carry on. Illinois More
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Sock It To Me
Wowzers. Those socks look like runway lights to a place I don’t want my plane to ever land. Illinois More
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