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5 Days Until Christmas
Even Santa gets his gifts at Walmart… Illinois More
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WWIB: Better Half
So who is truly the better half in today’s Who Wears It Better: Pussy Whipped Edition? Illinois More
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WWIB: Getting Fleeced
Fuzzy fleece onesies. Something else you didn’t know you needed because you don’t actually need it. Who you guys have in this “Who Wears it Better” of furry fun? Personally I’m not ready for Christmas yet so I’m giving it to the Great Value Brand of Rocky and Bullwinkle over here. Or as Natasha would […] More
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The Double Take
Girrrrrrl, don’t make me do a double take on that booty. Pick a different color next time. Ain’t nobody trying to look twice. Illinois More
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Luke The Lizard
I wish you were a lizard. Then I could step on you. That story would end and we’d all move on happily. Illinois More
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No Thanks Bro
That moment when the crazy person in line tries to make conversation with you… Illinois More
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Looking For Booty
ARRRRRRRRRRG….you going to Walmart later? Illinois More
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Teeny Bopper Shopper
Pap Pap needs to stop stealing his granddaughter’s jorts. Illinois More
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Precious Cargo
What? We’ve all got those favorite pair of pants that fit just right and we do whatever we can to save them. Sew them up, use duct tape, a few staples here and there, maybe pull out the welder if needed. Just doing what we gotta do. Illinois More
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Sheer Clear
There should be an opacity chart in all changing rooms when you’re trying on your yoga pants. Someone get on that. Illinois More
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