Job Posting
PoWM new job posting: “Wanted, sexy cabana boy with at least 48 years of experience” – Ohh, we’re sorry this position has just been filled. Illinois More
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Rainbow Road
Star light, star bright, I’m thinking about shaving your head tonight. Let’s go folks, we need to know: “Who wears it better?” Illinois & West Virginia More
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Glad To Rock Plaid
Go ahead and chalk this up as one more thing that doesn’t go with plaid. Illinois More
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Hawk & Animal
I gave the dog a blue mohawk because I’d never seen a dog with a blue mohawk before and I wanted to see one. – Well, I think it’s an excellent dog with a blue mohawk. Congratulations Billy, you just passed the first grade. Illinois More
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Afternoon Delight
We don’t want to make fun of anyone that is physically handicapped. At least we don’t make fun of people because they are handicapped, that’s part of our little policy thing and blah blah blah. However, context clues lead me to the conclusion that he has a broken foot, but still enjoys getting his afternoon […] More
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Mo Mullet Mo Problems
If you told me that you saw an older guy with a mohawk/mullet checking out some $5 dvd’s, my very first thought would have been “He has to be wearing camo short over his sweat pants!” – That my friends is called great instincts. It’s a gift….unfortunately my instincts only apply to Wal-creatures. Illinois More
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Who wears it shorter? I like to think Pinky might have just not realized how much her dress shrunk in the wash, while the Flower Commando needs the least restrictive clothing while she slaughters her 6 year old nieces and nephews in backyard volleyball. Illinois More
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Chain Gang
The chain says ‘Certified Gangster’, but the hair also shows that he is one hell of a lover. Illinois More
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Hear Me Roar
If people mistake your gender that frequently I would personally suggest maybe a new hairstyle or different clothing before resorting to posting a sign OR I’d tell my friends how to correctly spell “Kick Me”. Illinois More
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Does This Shirt Make Me Look Gay?
What do you even call those upward pull-through shirt tying thingys? Oh yeah, that’s right…gay. Illinois More
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Don’t Drink & Drive
Wow, I can’t even tell you how many times my friends and I have gotten absolutely wasted in the Walmart parking lot and then drove home. This dude even remembered to take his shoes off, therefore nobody is allowed to draw penises on his face. That’s a rule. Illinois More
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