Good Little Monkey
Hey guys, you know that creepy girl in college that you don’t even talk to? Do us a favor and say “Hi” or toss her a sympathy bang before she turns into someone who has a stuffed monkey child. Illinois More
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This Ain’t No Keyboard!
Listen, I don’t want to applaud this guy, but he is thinking outside the box….It’s going to be extremely difficult for Perverted Justice to trace anything back to him. Illinois More
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Jesse & The Rippers
You don’t look like a mailman, so unless you can come up with something as to how you lost the ass of your jeans from the time you left your house to now then I’m just going to assume that you are just a disgusting person. I guess the only good thing is that your […] More
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We’ve Got A Biter!
Is that a muzzle? Are you wearing some weird human muzzle so you don’t bite me? I mean, you look like the weird kid in gym class wrestling, but I’m pretty sure that is a preemptive measure taken so you don’t bite me. Illinois More
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Mr. Grinch
Grab your Wangdoodles and your Hornswoggles and get into the Christmas spirit people! Illinois More
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Finish It Up Rook
Ahhh, the new holiday flavored water with a hint of maple syrup….This isn’t Super Troopers lady, put down the Log Cabin! Illinois More
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Here…Take The Beads…
Ohh Stinkerbell, I don’t even want to imagine the creature that would give you beads to see your goods out of fear that my imagination would forever turn against me! Illinois More
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Happy Turkey Day!
Happy Turkey Day from PoWM! Don’t forget how many people were eventually tricked and killed so you could overeat today….Enjoy those cranberries! Illinois More
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Lazy Ass
This isn’t Disneyland buddy, get your ass out of the cart, walk over to the hair care section, find any product (literally ANY product) because it will be better than what you got going. I’d ask you to then walk over to the clothing section but I don’t want to wear you out with all […] More
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Clothes By Obama
Change……yes you should. Illinois More
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I’m Not Really Sure
Fortunately, they were also giving away free samples of penicillin in the next aisle over so I was able to escape with my life. Illinois More
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Disrobe Your Robe
Men who can wear robes in public: (1) Hugh Hefner (2) black belts in Karate (I say this not because I think they are cool, they aren’t, but because they can beat my ass. And no, I don’t give a sh*t that they aren’t called robes because either way they ARE robes) and (3) Monks. […] More
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