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Hey buddy I get that you’re injured, I really do, but I’m not sure that really gives you an excuse to injure everyone else with that gut check and force us to wear some sort of facial brace to keep our eyeballs from falling out. Illinois More
Oh man, this is bringing back some serious childhood memories right here….yes even the enormous set of balls. Don’t judge me. Illinois More
Oh hey what’s up rock star! Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah that’s right, absolutely nowhere because you’re not a famous pop star. Maybe you should stop acting like one then. Illinois More
Look at that! YourKidsArtSucks.com already has support out there! Thanks for the mobile billboard! Illinois More
What the H? Are the two of you some uncredited nameless seadogs in a pirate movie? It’s either that or by the looks of it, you two might be breeding raccoons for consumption. Illinois More
I didn’t think it was possible to find a worse ‘Cat in the Hat’ than Mike Myers, but this mouth-breather managed to dethrone him! Illinois More
I like to start my Mondays off right with a woman that could scare my wiener off! Illinois More
Who’s got two thumbs and loves summer? This guy! Illinois More
Bitch, where is my money? You’ve been late 4 times, I’ve been counting. How many time must I smack you before you act right? *ppsshht* 1, *ppsshht* 2; 2 smacks AH AH AH AH AH! Illinois More
Lady, your hand isn’t big enough to cover all of your gross parts, but we appreciate the last ditch effort. Illinois More
That’s funny I was just wondering to myself what would happen if they had Oompa Loompas in Whoville. Illinois More
