Pick Your Plate
Ahh yes, self-expression via vanity plates. Sure, nobody cares that I think I am a “GR8LAY” but that doesn’t stop me from spelling it out for everyone. So what plate would you guys rock? Illinois & Canada More
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I Wear My K-Swiss
Ok buddy, you almost had me completely fooled with this whole “mountain man coming out from the wilderness” thing you got going on until I noticed you were wearing tennis shoes. What kind of wild man wears K-Swiss? Really disappointed you didn’t make the full effort and even more disappointed you tried to pull a […] More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, Random, VehiclesMcHoarding
This looks like the aftermath of an Epic Meal Time video. Next time, we eat rollbacks. Illinois More
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Let Me See That Thong
“We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, […] More
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The Little Red Wagon
Well it looks like little Bobby is still flying his Radio Flyer all over the world to escape that awful abusive drunk Alec Baldwin. Illinois More
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Beat Drums!
I’m not sure you are really grasping the concept of a live-action Muppets movie. Illinois More
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We’re Bringing It Back
I’m here to declare 2012 the year of the mullet! Almost all fads come back into style, so why not the triumphant return of everyone’s favorite white trash haircut? Illinois & Iowa More
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The Grand Champion
I’m glad ugly Christmas sweaters are the cool thing to do now, that way people will think I’m stylish instead of knowing I was forced to wear that thing my aunt made me. If only that tie-dye and Spongebob look could gain some traction. Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, Random6 Days ‘Til Christmas!
My man is doing a last call for wishlists, so you better jump up on his lap and let him know what you want before you wind up with a wooden toy train (assuming Santa hasn’t changed up his default toy since 1938). Illinois More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Illinois, Products, Random13 Days ‘Til Christmas!
Douches and Doritos, the perfect stocking stuffer for the University of Cincinnati basketball team after their classy handling of a lopsided loss to my alma mater Xavier University. Does Xavier have some fault in the brawl? Yeah sure, but until a graduate of UC can figure out how to use a computer, we’ll go with […] More
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We’re Ready
Here is what we can learn from this picture: (1) Mystical creatures look awesome, (2) Spongebob is always cool no matter what, and (3) Wolverine is gonna look awesome when he gets older and his hair turns white. Those are all A+ discoveries in my book. Illinois More
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It’s All Gravy
You ever put liquid into a bag then instantly realize what a bad idea it was? Well it looks like she decided to store all of her leftover Thanksgiving gravy into her sandbags…also a bad idea. Illinois More
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