The Beer Olympics
Pffft, who needs the Olympics in London? Here in Murrica our summer games are the Beer Olympics and this guy is the Michael Phelps of rockin’ out! Iowa More
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Double Vision
No, you are not mistaken. There are two Walmarts sharing the same parking lot in Iowa City, IA. Presumably, one is the “high class” Walmart, and the other is the “low class” Walmart. Iowa More
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Scrunch It Up
Ponytails are for lazy people, unicorn horns are for crazy people. I’m not sure which is worse, I’m just excited they rhyme! Iowa More
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The Middle
What I need to know is while you were in the store, what the hell happened to the middle part of your jeans? I mean, it has to be a crazy story because I refuse to believe anyone in the entire world would do that shit on purpose. Iowa More
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Isn’t It Ironic? Don’t You Think?
………………….yup. Iowa More
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Buried Treasure
Hey, where is your whip? I don’t see your hat or leather jacket either….Oh I’m sorry, I thought you were Indiana Jones the way you were searching for lost treasure there. Iowa More
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Grip It & Rip It
“I don’t have love handles, I have custom built orgy grips!” – Wow, there is so much I can say about this that I have nothing to say about this…and to think, I thought it was just gonna be a toga party (Points if you get that reference). Iowa More
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Feelin’ Lucky, Punk?
He seems normal enough around St. Patty’s Day until he shows you his pot of “gold” in the men’s room. Iowa More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Iowa, RandomYoung At Heart
I’d like to say that we are all just big kids at heart, but the problem with that is kids shouldn’t even be doing this. So congratulations, you are both old and dumb. Iowa More
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Victor’s Secret
You know what isn’t one of Victoria’s Secrets? That her clothing is for women. Iowa More
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Plain White T’s
I guess I should give you partial credit for tossing the shirt on to cover up your bikini, but it doesn’t quite do the whole job. As for your man, well I don’t suppose there is much you can do to cover up those sweet jorts and that slicked back mullet. Iowa More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Iowa, VehiclesWho Can Resist?
Holy probable cause Batman! Someone go search this van ASAP and I guarantee you’ll find every missing person within a 20 mile radius. Iowa More
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