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I’ll tell ya what buddy let me go ahead and take a worldwide vote and see who all wouldn’t want to be born a white male in America. I’m sure you and the 3 other idiots will be new best friends. Geez, this guy would hit the lottery and bitch about the taxes. Iowa More
I’m not sure what the Fox says, but I think the Fox’s parents probably say “Take that stupid shit off so you can find a damn job.” That’s my guess. Iowa More
I feel like there are so many buttcracks at Walmart that you would think they sell them there! Although in this crack-off I have to appreciate the picture-in-picture method utilizing Walmart’s camera display. Seems fitting to leave it on there too. Iowa More
I’m not sure how accurate that shirt is but to be honest I have no good reason to doubt its validity. Seems legit to me. Iowa More
Standing out in a crowd is one thing. Being able to stand out at night in a cave is another. So which bright light would you let guide you? Iowa More
I asked around to our boys over at GirlsinYogaPants.com and they said that definitively “No, there is no way a front butt would count to get on their site.” So that’s kind of a bummer. (They always think they’re better than us cause they got lovely lady lumps.) Iowa More
Honestly makes me “wonder” if you’re even a “woman”! Huh? Right? Cause she is dressed as Wonder Woman!?!?! But not as a sexy dress up kind of way and more of a crazy lady next door that you parents make you promise you won’t go near. Right? Guys? Ya with me? Ahhh forget all of […] More
We all hope you and your families had a wonderful Easter and didn’t run into either one of these two terrifying Easter bunnies to ruin it and all subsequent Easters. Iowa & Michigan More
Ahhh yes, the old “stuck between a rock and you’re a f*cking moron!” Iowa More
Nothing to see here, just a few old men wearing Spongebob hats. I mean, I guess we can do a “Who Wears It Better?” but with sideburns that touch his nipples, is this even really a contest? Iowa More
Do people not know white is see-through? Is it some well kept secret that I didn’t know I was privy to and everyone else is in the dark? I’ve done a piss poor job of keeping that secret, seeing as how I’ve repeatedly advised against white pants. Hell, I don’t even wear white underwear, doesn’t […] More
What’s that? Oh you little bitches got “Thug Life” tattooed on your chest? That’s cute… Iowa More
