Pork Products
There is a 100% chance you’ve got some Easter hams that you’re smuggling out of the store back there. Iowa More
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Men Of The Mountains
Go ahead and laugh but if anybody else watched Outsiders on whatever random network it was on last week then I think this whole “mountain man, moon-shine-making hill person” look is going to be trendy as hell. Finally lumberjacks can take their looks back from the hipsters as they move on to bigger and more […] More
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Mystery Meat
Dude, let me start by saying thank you for wearing that large hoodie. Lord only knows what’s beneath that. Let me finish by suggesting next time you wear a full length poncho instead. Iowa More
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Fresh Produce
What FarmersOnly.com users really look like. Iowa More
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in Accidents?, Animals, Funny, Iowa, RandomOh Horse Sh*t!
Just a big ol’ pile of horse dookie in the middle of Walmart. Nice going Iowa, you were doing a great job of flying under the radar but you just had to go on and screw up. Looking like a bunch of horses asses now huh? Figuratively and literally. Iowa More
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Lil’ Bunny
Is there like a minor league system for Playboy Bunnies? Iowa More
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We’ve Gone Too Far
What the f*ck are you doing? Like honestly here, what is going through your mind? How do you just not have pants on? Did you put your sneakers on and be like “Oh crap I forgot pants! Guess it’s too late for that now, I’ve already got shoes on”? You weird me out and I […] More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Funny, Iowa, RandomThis Little Piggy
Clearly this is the little piggy that went to market. Not so little now. Walmart will do that to ya bud. Iowa More
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Ballin’ Outrageous
Granny looks like she about to ball some dudes at hoops and then show her friends what’s up on the tennis court. Iowa More
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Butterfly Kisses
It’s a good thing you’ve got that butterfly pattern on to show you’re approachable. It’s a nice counterbalance to the rest of your outfit that screams “I will spit in your face.” Iowa More
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