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We can play a little game here, it’s called “Who has the best sideboob?” It’s where you guys decide if it’s one of our beautiful fans, who are the lovely ladies in the blue and black bikinis, or if it’s Dog the Bounty Hunter who has the sexiest side-titty action going on. I think I […] More
You are probably asking yourself “Hey, where is Curious Georege?” and the answer is quite simple. He IS curious, so he is probably exploring the rest of Walmart, getting into some sort of adventurous predicament, no doubt. Hawaii More
At first I thought this woman making out with her dog in the middle of Walmart was weird, then we were told that this lady took a bottle of water from her husband, drank it, then spit it back up for her dog. So everything is good now, nothing to be weirded out by here! […] More
I don’t remember the part in Drumline where they show up at Walmart?! Okay, I didn’t actually see the movie, but I’m guessing they didn’t show up at Walmart. Who needs drummers at Walmart anyway? Like I want a damn soundtrack for when I walk out of the store with a box of condoms and […] More
I never thought I’d say this but I can’t wait for the summer to be over! Seriously Labor Day, get here soon because I’m not sure how much more see-through white clothing I can take before I just lose it and jam a screwdriver into myself or someone else Hawaii More
Here is what is so convenient about rocking plastic bags – you can go food and clothes shopping in one quick swoop. Talk about killing two birds with one stone. Hawaii More
Remind me to punch Paula Abdul and the rest of these Hollywood clowns that put the idea in people’s heads that anyone can be a dancer and be famous. You look like a clown. Actually you look like you’re dressed for a Junior High Halloweeen party that your date didn’t pick you up for. Go […] More
I guess Peace, Love, & Flab just didn’t have the staying power to remain a popular phrase. Hawaii More
Christmas trees AND cotton candy! Are you trying to make every child’s dream come true? Hawaii More
Someone tell this guy they already saved the miners in Chile so now everyone went back to not giving a sh*t about miners. Hawaii More
Miss, just to be clear they’re remaking Hawaii Five-O not Hawaii over 50. Hawaii More
Why are you buying crayons? I’m pretty sure you happen to be wearing all 64 colors anyway! Hawaii More
