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I don’t even know where I stand on owls in a Walmart because I never thought the day would come where I would need to make my position on the issue known. You’re putting me on the spot here, and I hate you for that. That’s a real dick move. I guess I’ll stick with […] More
Those are some tig ol’ bitties!…or since they are back boobs does it get re-reversed back to being big ol’ titties? I don’t know. Either way those guns need to be holstered. Georgia More
Is it racist for a black woman to put on white-face? I’m gonna go ahead and rule that it is not because if it were then every black mime would look rude and I don’t want that to happen. Georgia More
I’m not sure why you are surprised Superwoman shops at a Superstore. Makes sense. Hence the name people. Hence the name. Georgia More
There are sooo many things that are wrong with this situation that I need to take a few steps back and just kind of compose myself. Georgia More
What a long ass weekend! Welcome back fellow Walcreatures. We hope you partied your little American booties off on the 4th. Georgia More
Awww that face looks so squishy I just wanna pinch it!…What’s that? That’s not a face? Ohhh, this got awkward real fast. Georgia More
You kinda got this big baby sippin’ on a bottle vibe going for you there. I mean, it stopped being cute like 30 some years ago for you but you just keep after it don’t ‘cha? Georgia More
Listen pal, it’s not a good thing when Joe Dirt would make fun of your haircut. Awful. Just awful. Georgia More
We’ve got ourselves a little inverse battle here for “Who Wears It Better?” Clearly white and teal are this summer’s hottest colors, but which of these two has stretched it to the limits the best? Georgia More
Clowns without their makeup are just sort of depressing aren’t they? Although to be fair, I guess there is a chance that’s just her natural hair color right? Georgia More
