My Flying Monkeys
Bumper stickers: Your way of showing everyone how you really feel. Our way of figuring out who to avoid in life. Florida More
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Grandma’s Panties
Not really how I imagined Grandma shopping for Christmas presents, but whatever keeps Pop Pop happy right? Florida More
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What Happens At Walmart…
Wait, what? Who does this? I mean at least you can hide in the aisles when you’re inside. Right now your flopped out for the whole town to see! Florida More
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#SmellyDrawers
Not sure that trend is gonna pick up…no matter how much you think “it’s the shit”! Florida More
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Wild Willy
Willy The Pimp…the Walmart version of Santa Claus that brings backhand slaps instead of gifts. Florida More
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Pizza Time
When it’s 9 am, but all you can think about is what you are having for dinner. Florida More
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Max Capacity
I see why you went commando; I don’t think there is any room for panties in those things. They’ve kinda been packed to the max already. Florida More
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4 More Years To Grow
Just imagine those bad boys now! Looking like the spawn of Willy Wonka and Edward Scissorhands. Florida More
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Halloween Moon
When you wake up the next morning after Halloween with half of your costume missing, but you really need to make a Walmart run… Florida More
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Grand Strands
If you think that’s impressive you should see his pubes… Florida More
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Kiddies & Titties
I’ve kind of now just accepted people like to show their ass & titties at Walmart. But what I still haven’t figured out is why they consistently do it in the kid’s aisles? Florida More
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