Face The Music
If you think you’ve got a lot of faces on your bodysuit, you should see the amount of eyes coming at you from the other direction! Florida More
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Top or Bottom?
How do you like your booty? Over the top or under the cheek? Florida More
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Princess Treatment
I don’t see anywhere on the guidelines where it says you have to be a certain age to go to Bibbidi Bobbidi Boutique and get done up like a Princess….Oh it does? Ages 3-12? Well that seems like ageism to me. Florida More
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Fix-A-Dent
Just trade out those streaks for dents. No big deal. Florida More
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#BreakYoDickOff
If the Oakland Raiders want to save a ton of money, they should just sign this beast mode to be their running back instead of giving Marshawn Lynch all that money. Florida More
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Bubble Yum
Lots of adjective come to mind right now. Not surprisingly, bootylicious is not one of them. Florida More
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The Last Boy Scout
Does dealing with all the Walmart bullshit earn a merit badge now? Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomEggcellent Hiding Spot
If he asks you to find his hidden eggs, I have a good idea of where he hid them for you… Florida More
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The Dirty D
Slow down, slow down. Lets not jump to conclusions. Maybe she really cares for some guy named Richard. Florida More
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Gold Digging
You know it’s gonna be a good mother trucking day when you get a Willy The Pimp spotting. Let your pimp walk away today everyone! Florida More
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Power Squat
Damn girl. We’re about to witness a power squat that might set world records. What those records are for, I’m not quite sure yet, but something is gonna get broke. I can assure you that. Florida More
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Fruit Loopy
I don’t like the toy I found at the bottom of this cereal box. Florida More
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