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Summer Livin’
Enjoying the last of that summer breeze while you can I see. Florida More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomSquawk Talk
What phrases do you think he constantly repeats? Probably stuff like “Caww, I’m so alone.” And “Caww, I can’t believe this stupid bird is my only friend.” Florida More
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Juicy Beef
Some of that juicy meat looks undercooked and some of it looks overcooked. Some of it is lean and some of it is too fatty. That’s why I can’t trust Walmart’s juicy beef. No consistency people. Florida More
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Bathing Bum
Catching some of them free rays that come off the freezer section lights. Cool down while getting a tan. Smart. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomBringing In The Professionals
It’s a new era people, the tests these monks have to go through now are getting increasingly difficult. I don’t even think an actual monk has the patience and calmness to get through a Walmart shopping experience without blowing a gasket. Just not possible. Florida More
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The Walmart Facial
Looking good is a 24/7 job. Florida More
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Burning For You
The temptation to smack that sunburn is just toooo great to overcome. Florida More
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Brighten Up Your Day
I’m not gonna lie, that is actually kinda cool. But only if you’ve got an appropriate job for it. Like you work at a daycare or you’re a clown or something like that. If you’re the receptionist at my accountant’s office I’m gonna give you glares. Florida More
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I <3 Sleep
When you roll out of bed already lookin’ glamorous . Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomMake My Day
I see a Wal-Wedding in the future. May they enjoy a long happy life filled with countless hours of braiding each other’s hair! Florida More
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