Bras Are For Boobies
Now that is a full on side titty! Wowzer! Thanks for knowing how much we would all love to see that sagging bag of fun and providing us with that window for us to enjoy. Florida More
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I’ll Be The Judge
So much judging going on right now! So many bottom biscuits too! Ohhhh what a morning! But what I want to know is if you parents are being honest, how much other-parenting-judging do you do on a daily basis? Don’t lie to me, that’s how the devil gets in your soul. Florida More
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Those Pants Tho
I get it, sometimes I wake up in the morning and just think to myself how much I’d like my pants to have the ability to transport everyone to a new magical world. Unfortunately for me I also have shame, so you know how that goes. Florida More
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The Workin’ Man
Probably making some big moves on the stock market. No big deal. You can tell by the basket weave sandals he’s a very important player. Florida More
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Three Ring Circus
Is it odd that it’s actually not odd to see the circus in town at Walmart? Sometimes it’s a little more dignified and subdued, others times it’s legs up in your shopping cart. Florida More
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Like Butta
Ohhhh snap son! It’s that hot butta butta!…I’m now inspired to go get a Prius and write “I can’t believe dis ain’t butta” on it. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Crack Fiends
So much crack you’ve got the dope fiends on the corner starting to circle. Which one are you gonna take a hit off of? I mean shiiiit, the ones already got me seeing pink elephants so you know that’s so potent stuff right there. Florida More
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Home Alone
Nothing good ever happens when you leave your child unattended in Walmart….also, kids really suck at hide-n-go-seek. No hiding skills whatsoever on display here. California & Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Mississippi, Mullets/Tails, Parenting, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Kids Cuts
Ohhh children, they do the darndest things. Obviously it’s not the kid’s fault, if you let them do whatever they want they’ll run a muck. I’m just curious which haircut you parents out there would allow your kid to rock? Florida & Mississippi More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Hungry Hungry Humps
I’m starting to think that big butts’ new favorite food are yoga pants. Every time I see them they are eating them up! Also, maybe “yoga” pants aren’t the best name for them anymore. If I had to bet my life on it, I’d say these two don’t do any downward facing dog for fun. […] More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?What Color Are Her Panties?
I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they’re silk panties, maybe it’s a thong. Maybe it’s something really cool that I don’t even know about. Florida More
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Butter On My Biscuit
Taking those bottom biscuits out for a nice morning stroll I see. Very elegant, very tasteful, very unnecessary. Florida More
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