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It really is the age old question of whether you prefer blondes or brunettes. This just has the added layer of awesomeness with the rat tails. Florida & North Carolina More
Feeling blue? Well then looking at these two walking Ka-Blueys should cheer you up a bit. Florida & Maryland More
I probably should have listened a little more carefully when I was asked to be a judge for the next Little Miss Muffin-Top. However, if I have to suffer then so do you. Who wears the crown…which will probably be too small. Florida More
My thoughts exactly Katt Williams. Unless you’re trying to find Waldo, I’m not quite sure why maps still exist in 2014. Florida More
I don’t know what you guys are staring at, it’s called fashion people…look it up. Alaska & Florida More
Ahh yes, the old “wardrobe malfunction” to show off those big ol’ fun bags! How convenient….On a serious note, your back looks like a butt crack with mud flaps so why don’t you go ahead and throw on a t-shirt. Florida More
It’s a battle of epic proportions with these two whale tails fighting for crack supremacy! I’d pay $59.99 for this pay-per-view special…If only because I could technically use it as a business write-off on my taxes. Not a lot of people could say that. Florida & Michigan More
That is an overload of bottom biscuits right there! Holy moley! At first I was like “maybe it’s just the angle” but then thanks to all of the different snapshots we got in I realized you’d be able to see that badunkadunk from the front. Florida & South Carolina (Not a type-o) More
Hell yes! St. Patrick’s Day just got a whole lot more pimp-a-licious! Every day is a holiday when this sly mother…watch your mouth…shows up. Pimp on Willly, pimp on! Florida More
Oh you didn’t know Walmart is the hottest new club in town? That fresh rotisserie chicken gets the ladies crunk in da club! Florida More
Dear lady, I like your butt. It’s a very nice butt and I thank you for sharing. However, while I assume there are plenty of other people who share my admiration of your booty, I have no doubts that there are plenty of others who do not…at least not in Walmart in the middle of […] More
