Groomed & Shaved
Dude, that is one epic and legendary mullet you got rocking there. It looks like it’s on fire and I’m just waiting for a rock band to pop up and and start bringing the house down in true badass form. Florida More
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In This Club
If you would look ridiculous in that dress inside of a club, just imagine what we think you look like when you wear it to Walmart. Perhaps that guy in red can turn into a Walmart bouncer and stands by the ropes all day keeping you outside. Florida More
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The Banana Hammock
Looks like you’re smuggling a whole bunch of bananas in there buddy. Blue skies out thighs out, am I right? Florida More
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The Longest Trip To Walmart Ever
1. You’re a total piece of shit and I hate you for it. I like dogs more than most people and I’m not even joking when I say that I wish the roles were reversed and your dog left you in the hot car. 2. What the flying f*ck were you doing in Walmart for […] More
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Bad Apples
Looks like those apple bottoms are rotten to the core. Florida More
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Mourning Glory
I can’t tell if you’re wearing super tight yoga pants or if your ass is just wearing a dark veil because it’s in mourning…due to the fact that it ate your underwear. Florida More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomAnd One More Monkey
Just chillin’ with my mokey, trying to figure out which person in the store we feel like infecting with Malaria or some other crazy ass jungle disease that we all ignore because the damn monkey looks cool in jammies. Keep the damn animals out of the store people! Florida More
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American Made
Unlike this lady, the 4th of July is sneaking up on us! How freakin’ American are you getting this weekend? Make sure you send us some proof! Florida More
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Bird Turds
My man Coconut Pete looks like he is on his way to Pina Coladaburg! Florida More
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Loosey Goosey
Sometimes you just need to unwind with a smoke after a long afternoon of dealing with Walmart. I get it. Makes me want a Newport just thinking about it. Amiright or amiright? Florida More
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