Miss Orange-Fingers
Those are some fancy running shoes and flashy yoga pants you’ve got there. Perhaps you could share some fitness tips with us all once you literally get your hand out that bag of Cheetos. Florida More
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Cannonball!
Honestly, the only way you can redeem yourself with that swimwear right now is to do a cannonball into that stack of water. Will it make sense? No. Will it amuse me enough to give you a pass for that swimsuit that isn’t even appropriate for you at the beach? You betcha. Florida More
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Freshly Squeezed
Sorry, my cabana boy had to go out and get me some fresh pineapple juice so this one is on me. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomA Man & His Stuffed Animal
Police in Brooksville have arrested a man for allegedly masturbating using a stuffed animal inside Walmart. Police say 19-year-old Sean Johnson of Lake Panasoffkee has been charged with indecent exposure in public and criminal mischief for the act. Officers responded to the Walmart on Broad Street just before 3 p.m. Tuesday for the complaint. Employees […] More
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Shake That Ass
She is wearing those short shorts to show off that hourglass figure…It just happens to be that daylight savings time hour where you go back and it lasts 2 hours. Florida More
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Sex Appeal A Churnin’
Cross dressing on its own seems weird. Cross dressing like a conservative Amish woman just seems mind-blowingly ridiculous. Florida More
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DVD Rentals Made Easy
Can Redbox now technically advertise that you don’t even have to get out of bed to rent a movie? Florida More
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The Inside Peek
What made you think we needed a window into that debacle? When I drive by a slaughterhouse I never wish it had a glass side so I could see what’s up. We know what’s going on in there, we don’t need or want to see it. Florida More
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A United Front
Who purposefully goes out, puts forth all the effort in getting rid of their natural eyebrows and then draws on a uni-brow? That’s like hating your natural hair, shaving it off and buying a bright pink mullet wig. The Anthony Davis look is not in girlfriend and it never will be. Florida More
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Free Willy
Why don’t you go on and brush your shoulders off pimp? Big Willy is back in the building so pay your respect bitches. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Eye Know You See It
I guess this is like a Who Wears It Better: Don’t-Look-Her-In-The-Eyes-Madusa-Style Edition. So do you guys like the eyes that are hazed over from butt fumes or what appears to be the new grumpy cat? Florida More
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