Squeeeeeeeeze
Thanks for the booty show. I think I’m more confused than disgusted though. Like how is everything else so plump and that ass is concave? I’m perplexed. Florida More
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Nikes On My Feet
The bottom shelf is where they keep all the class. Florida More
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I Spy Four Eyes
It’s much nicer when it rhymes. I somehow don’t feel as bad hearing “f*ck you” from a guy with eyeball tattoos on his neck now. Florida More
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The Human Ladybug
Some guys like thigh gaps, some guys like thigh pads? Wait, that doesn’t sound right. Nope, not at all. No guys like tampons in the thighs. Florida More
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Baby Cause I’m A Thug
Is it racist to just go ahead and know that you do not live the thug life? Is that a racist thing to say? I can’t tell. Florida More
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Top Of The Morning
Even the classiest people at Walmart are still bizarre and interesting individuals… Georgia More
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Because I Got High
No, I have teeth and it turns out those two are mutually exclusive. Florida More
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WWIB: Dirty Girls
Well we’ve got ourselves a little freak on freak showdown here. You guys trying to bring sexy back or do you just think it’s nice to be naughty? Florida More
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‘Too Cool’
Just in case you weren’t quite sure if you were a redneck or not, if you drive this thing just go ahead and check the box marked “yes”. Florida More
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Polly Want A Cracker?
Honestly, the only theory I have here is that she knows there is some sort of private detective from the court system following her around to determine if she really is crazy. Florida More
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Pimping In The New Year
Damn, Willy is the coolest pimp ever. That’s a fact. Always good to get a nice update that his pimp hand is still going strong. Keep doing you youngblood. Florida More
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Riding In Style
Freedom may not be free, but remember, it is f*cking awesome. Get some old timer. Florida More
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