The Misers
I’m not saying we have a direct match, but perhaps we’ve spotted their wives? Florida More
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Faux Nudey
Thought you were bottomless there for a second. Then I realized you weren’t and I found myself asking “Is what you have on even better than nothing?” and that’s an unfortunate thing if someone actually considers that about you. Florida More
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I’m An Animal!
The animal lover in me didn’t think I’d ever say this, but perhaps some things need to become extinct. Florida More
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Spot The Real Pirate
Some men like to dress up and play pretend pirate. Other men take shits that are more pirate than you’re fantasy land. Keep doing you my friend. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Underdressed
I don’t understand why people enjoy betting so much. The over/under here is atrocious and I want no part in it. Florida More
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Property Of…
“Big Boy” – Is that your pet whale’s name? You may want to take better care of him, it looks like his tail is starting to wear thin. Florida More
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Ty, Ty & Ty
Really? I mean for real, did you honestly think putting your kids out there like this was a good idea? Let’s ignore the fact that kids at school would have a field day with this; Was it just too much trouble to go ahead and buy the rope and duct tape for the kidnappers? C’mon […] More
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The Four P’s
Prepare. Preserve. Perform. Put your thong on display. I don’t know. That’s just where I assume that was going. Florida More
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The Rule Maker
Thank God rules were made to be broken. Florida More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Parenting, RandomThe Pacifier
I get it. Going out in public can be scary and stressful. Sometimes you just need your pacifier to keep you calm and in your comfort zone. I know I don’t go anywhere without my binky winky. Florida More
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What Will It Take?
For my own sick amusement, let’s say I put a piece of currency in that hairy hole right there. What does it have to be for you to take it out?….with you teeth. $1? $10? That Benjamin Franklin? A couple of them? Let me know. Florida More
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Where Brooklyn At?
Thanks a lot Jay-Z. Now everything is moving to Brooklyn. First it was the NJ Nets, then the New York Islanders and now it’s white girls and their bottom biscuits. You’ve got millions of dollars and Beyonce, when will it be enough to satisfy you Hova?!?! Florida More
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