The Mysterious Box
Turns out you pre-released the world premiere of your butthole. Rotten Tomatoes doesn’t like it. Florida More
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Hooker Heels McGhee
They’re not hookers, they’re massage therapists. Florida More
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Moped Madness
Well that’s an adorable little backpack you’ve got there. I’m sure the rest of your moped gang thinks you’re just the cutest thing they’ve seen. Florida More
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Frilly Laced Crevices
As Martha Stewart once said, presentation is half the battle. At least I’m assuming she said something like that. I mean, it definitely sounds like some shit Martha would say, right? Anyway, those bottom biscuits with a little frill to them remind me of the fancy baskets and lace cloth grandmother’s put bread in. Obviously […] More
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Random1-Hour Prints
Sure it’s blurred for your protection, but we still wanted to use this as a Public Service Announcement. The Walmart picture kiosk is not for your naked selfies. No kiosk is for that. Anywhere. Ever. Florida More
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The Modern Day Clown
#clownpenis #bigshoes #bigrednose #walmart #hashtag Florida More
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PJs For Pimps
Pimpin’ Pajamas…for the pimp that knows how to keep his ho in line from the minute he rolls out of bed. Florida More
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Sugar, Water, Purple
Got me thirsty this morning girl. I want that purple stuff. Florida More
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Kill Whitey
Why so much hate towards white people?….Actually, on second thought, don’t answer that. We know what we did. Florida More
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Triple Double Diana
Is it still lady like to put up 27 points, 14 rebounds and 10 blocked shots? Florida More
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Mrs. Goodbar
Somebody ’bout to get diabetes up in here…and there. Florida More
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Leopard Skin
If only the definition of the word “fit” was as tight as those shorts. Florida More
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