Rodent Rhonda
Is that a mouse or a rat in your purse? I’m not sure the difference, and to be frank I really don’t care. You are gross either way girl. Florida More
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Down We Go
Ohhh, let me know if you find anything good down there. I mean, I highly doubt it. Back in the gold rush days more people wound up broke and covered with mud than ones who found anything, but bless your heart for trying. Florida More
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Sittin’ Sideways
Some serious sideboob action going on there girl. Don’t even pretend you don’t know what’s going on, you know it, I know it, all those dudes walking right beside you all day know it. Florida More
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Party Time
What type of party are you going to wearing a bikini and heels? Don’t get me wrong, attending a Vegas pool party seems legit in that, but lets all go ahead and make peace with the fact that you aren’t a Vegas 10 and move on to the next bikini with heels option. Florida More
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Dancing With Tutus
I think I saw this ballet performance….It was a very sweet thing the mental institution put on by its patients. Very touching. Florida More
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Tough Actin’
Just in case you weren’t quite sure if you could somehow manage to get Athlete’s Foot on your hands while in a Walmart bathroom, the answer is apparently yes. Florida More
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WWIB: Belly Bumps
Belly bumps are obviously the “in” thing right now, even though ironically the further out it is the more “in” it is. So which trendsetter pulls it off best? Florida More
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The Monty Python
I never thought the day would come that I would say I’d prefer someone to have snake print instead. Florida More
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Hole In One
Yowzers! I wouldn’t want to be the unlucky bastard standing behind her when that gust came out like a tornado wrecking everything in its path. Florida More
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Getting In It
Just getting his Walmart bronze on. Not too many days of summer left folks, gotta get that tanning in whenever, wherever. Florida More
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, RandomRotisserie Style
Better watch yourself lady, you turn your back for a few minutes and that bird is gonna end up deep fried and put on special for $3.99. Florida More
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Get Your Freak On
Honestly, I’m pretty much at a lost for words. The best part of being freaky behind closed doors is that we, the public, can’t see through those doors. Remember that. Florida More
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