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A Camel’s Toe
That is the most camel-toe looking ass I’ve ever seen. Like it for real looks like an actual camel’s toe reaching down the back of your shorts. Florida More
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Falling Apart
Did I hibernate through winter and spring and it’s summer already? No? Well then what would look stupid in summer, looks even dumber in the fall sweetheart. Florida More
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Patty’s Panties
Thanks for illustrating why we call them Granny Panties. Now if you could please stop this horrific M. Night Shyamalan style plot twist to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show we would all appreciate it. Florida More
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Let’s Play Dress Up
Listen bro, Halloween can’t be used as an excuse for all of your bad decisions. You wanna dress up like a lady, go for it. Girl power. But at least pick out a better outfit. Florida More
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Cheese Curds
Looks like cottage cheese that is just slowly dripping from out of the top of the container lid. Florida More
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#GuttaBitch
In case the house arrest bracelet wasn’t enough for us to know that you were a “Gutta Bitch”, thanks for spelling it out for us. Sadly that kid is so far behind the 8-ball he’s on an entirely different table. Florida More
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Right Near Da Beach
At first I was ready for you to hook me up with a coconut rum drink and start fire-dancing or something cool like that but I don’t see the beach and those boots don’t look very tropical either. So now I’ve got no excuses for you; you’re on your own now. Florida More
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The Bow Lady
Oh I hope we can get a shot of her in every color of the rainbow! That would be truly magical. Make it happen minions! Florida More
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Tiptoe, Tiptoe
Are those heel-less heels? Is that even a thing? Can that even be a thing? Are you trying to train yourself to dunk or something? Why are they red and gold? Did Ronald McDonald make them? So many questions I need to know right now. Florida More
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Smooth As Eggs
It’s going to take that whole shelf to get me drunk enough to want to sleep with you bud. Those smooth buttcheeks don’t hurt though… Florida More
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