Free Frosty
Not a good sign when a 10 foot Frosty the Snowman can’t distract our attention away from you. Florida More
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Winter Bikini
I know it has been unseasonably warm this December, but I think you’re taking this a tad too far. In fact, you’d probably be taking mid-July too far in that getup. Florida More
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Queen Of The Jungle
Got that ripped leopard print like you’re about to film a Tarzan porn parody. Florida More
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Oversized Biscuits
I see that cast hasn’t hindered you from cooking us up some bottom biscuits in the middle of winter. Way to fight through the pain! Florida More
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Come At Me Bra!
Solid choice on the see-through shirt there ma’am. You look like a female bounty hunter. Shows you mean business. Lets people know you’re not afraid to throw down and tussle right there in Walmart if you have to. Get some! Florida More
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Scrappy ‘Do
What in the world is that!?!?! Holy shit. I’d keep running my mouth but I have a feeling if you walk around with hair like that you’ve been in a scrap or two in your time and you could probably shank me and sneak out the door before I even finish my sentence. Florida More
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Space Issues
Someone needs to talk to this girl about personal space. Like backing up from that person’s personal space and not showing us so that much of her personal space. Florida More
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The Thumbsucker
When you buy the cutest pair of panties but have nobody to show them off to… Florida More
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Sweet Meat Treat
Oh thank God, seeing all that white meat reminded me I have to take my Thanksgiving turkey out today to thaw. Florida More
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A Pimpalicious Selfie
That’s it. It’s over! The selfie era is now officially done. Nobody anywhere in the whole world will ever be able to have a better selfie than this dude with the legend Willy The Pimp! Somebody contact Apple and tell them they can get rid of the reverse camera now. LEGEND. Florida More
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Why are there so many people in the world that don’t know how to wear underwear properly? They can be backwards, inside out, not on at all and nobody would be the wiser. Yet, people still manage to showcase how bad they are at dressing themselves. Florida More
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