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Pony Princess

The rarest and yet somehow the least sought after of the My Little Pony collection. Florida More

by luke April 11, 2016, 11:17 am
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Kick Back & Chill

Bitch, it’s the weekend. I’m gonna kick my feet up and relax no matter where my wife drags me to. Florida More

by luke April 4, 2016, 10:59 am
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Listen Up

It’s like your trainer at the gym told you to squeeze in your glutes but never told you to release and you’re such a teacher’s pet that you still haven’t let go. Eventually a fart is going to back up and you will implode. Florida More

by luke March 29, 2016, 9:23 am
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Heavy Flow

Hey kiddos, this is what we mean when we refer to someone as a “hot mess”. Not good. Don’t become this. Make better life choices. Florida More

by luke March 29, 2016, 9:22 am
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Lizzy

The only question here is why? I honest to goodness can’t think of a single reason why you need your iguana, lizard whatever-the-hell-it-is in Walmart with you. Not even a half assed poor excuse to offer up. Just stop being freaking weird. Florida More

by luke March 28, 2016, 2:57 am
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The Hairy Hat

Welcome to America’s new game that I honestly never thought would exist – “Is It Hair or A Hat?” Florida More

by luke March 24, 2016, 11:30 am
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Red, White & Green

Thanks for hanging your white ass out. Now you look like the Mexican flag. Congrats? Or perhaps felicitaciones? Florida More

by luke March 18, 2016, 2:00 pm
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In Limbo

I can’t figure out if he is pulling his pants up now that he is leaving Walmart or if he is pulling them down now that he has finally escaped. Florida More

by luke March 17, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Pimps, Walmart Fashion, Willy The Pimp

Free Willy

I hope you all go into your weekend with even half the swag of my man Willy the Pimp. It’ll be the best weekend of your life. Florida More

by luke March 11, 2016, 10:56 am
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Too Damn Literal

Cute ottoman you’ve got at home, but my man’s leg rest couldn’t be any more literal if you tried. Take that bitches. Keep doing you my friend. Florida More

by luke March 10, 2016, 12:30 pm
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#Shapes

Did you get stuck? Like do you need help or are you for real? Maybe you grabbed your kids jorts, got halfway up and said “Ah f*ck it, I’ll just go out like this.” Florida More

by luke March 7, 2016, 3:00 pm
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Taco Hell To Pay

I’m gonna start feeding that bird some Taco Bell so you get some serious shit on your back. Maybe even blow some holes through your shirt. Stop bringing your stupid birds into Walmart. Thank you. Florida More

by luke March 2, 2016, 6:00 pm