You ever wake up in the morning, get dressed, look in the mirror and just know you nailed it? Kick the day’s ass girlfriend, because ignorance is bliss. Florida More
Guess she knows the…KEY…to a good selfie? Ehh ohhh! I’m here all night. Seriously though, I find the inner battle of taking a selfie hilarious. You wanna take one ’cause you be lookin’ good, but then you be lookin’ so stupid as you take one. Beautiful. Florida More
In our superhero version of “Who Wears It Better?” I’m going to force all of you to decide who you’d actually let try to save you if you were in danger…and no, “just let me die” is not an option. Florida More
It’s a battle of bottom biscuit booty shorts. Do you guys like ’em big or small? I know how Sir Mix A Lot takes his, just wondering where y’all stand on it. Florida More
I was about to knock you out for still rocking that Drew Gooden haircut long after he retired, but a quick Google search shocked the shit out of me when I found out he is still playing in the NBA…and making like 3.5 million. So maybe I’m the asshole in this scenario. Florida More