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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny

Mmmm Bacon

Hey weird lady, perhaps you & Babe would be more comfortable not inside a damn store and so close to the butcher. Just saying. Florida More

by luke September 6, 2016, 2:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Hall Of Fame, Walmart Fashion

So Glam

We’re bringing back all sorts of rock stars lately! Magic School Bus Lady looking as glamorous as ever! Florida More

by luke August 31, 2016, 5:00 pm
in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny

Fly Away

Good, maybe that bird can constantly repeat “No birds in the damn store” to you over and over and over again until you get the picture. Florida More

by luke August 30, 2016, 9:55 am
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in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny

Slithering Sammy

Girl, you best get that nonsense out of my face and out of this store before I gotta call my man Samuel L. Jackson on your ass. Florida More

by luke August 29, 2016, 5:00 pm
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

Ye Old Biscuits

Ah yes, the old bottom biscuits circa 1700’s. Very popular back then. Florida More

by luke August 24, 2016, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

Need A Tamp

Wow! No shit? Thanks for ruining the picture with your enlightened commentary. Stating the obvious is a surefire way to get laughs. #LeaveThisToThePros Florida More

by luke August 18, 2016, 9:26 am
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Walmart Fashion

Hello Kitty

I mean, it would be more strange if it was picking out something other than kitty food, but now it’s just a normal day at Walmart. Florida More

by luke August 17, 2016, 10:02 am
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Walmart Fashion

Sharon!

Ozzy Osbourne is looking a lot worse these days….or maybe better? I’m not sure actually. Florida More

by luke August 12, 2016, 5:00 pm
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion

Yeasty Situation

You like your biscuits by themselves or with a side of rolls? Just curious. Some people can’t handle all that deliciousness at once. Florida More

by luke August 11, 2016, 5:00 pm
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in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Georgia, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?

WWIB: Don’t Forget To Bring A Towel

Who is you fashion stylist, Mr. Towelie? Florida & Georgia More

by luke August 5, 2016, 11:30 am
in Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Walmart Fashion

Scoopin’ It Up

Girl went for that quadruple scoop of chocolate ice cream….or someone went dookie on her head. Florida More

by luke August 4, 2016, 11:30 am
in Animals, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Walmart Fashion

Pretty In Pink

While I’m fairly confident you turned in your man-card long before this, I’m gonna have to insist on you handing it over in case you’ve escaped prior judgement. Florida More

by luke July 27, 2016, 11:30 am

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