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Tutu For You
Y’all can mock all you want but this was one of the most entertaining school pageants I’ve ever seen. Although, to be fair, if you’ve ever been to any of those recitals you know the bar is set like super low. Delaware More
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Twins For The Win
Twinsies are sooooo adorable….or depressing. Depending on the age. I’ll let you figure out where these two fall. Delaware More
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Eleanor The Elephant
If that was a man standing there with the same elephant hat over his junk, then we would have a completely different issue. A crazy lady with an elephant hat? Nothing to see here… Delaware More
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in Accidents?, Delaware, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion#Hashtag contest
#SkidMarkRow #ShittyDay #MethWasABadIdea #MotleyCrude #Hashtags…Now it’s your turn people. Impress me. Best hashtag wins our new calendar and his underwear. Delaware More
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I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller
I never understood the allure of stilts. What is the point of being tall if you can’t have that mobility to run and dunk a basketball? That’s like having big huge perky boobs…but you’re a guy. Totally useless. Delaware More
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in California, Delaware, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?
WWIB: Spice Up Your Backside
I don’t play games, except Who Wears It Better: The Writing On The Wall Edition. So my literate friends, are you feeling like a beach bum today or are you trying to spice up your life? California & Delaware More
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in Delaware, Featured Creature, Funny, Walmart FashionHot Garbage
I see you went from classy to trashy. I’d just like to go ahead and thank you for saving me all the time and effort by already putting yourself in a garbage bag. Gives me some unexpected free time. Delaware More
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The Underwear Bandit
It’s only fitting that you have your jailhouse stripes on because you just robbed everyone of their innocence. Delaware More
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You Light Up My Life
You just brightened up everyone’s day! Seriously, they will have to turn the lighting down on their computer so there won’t be this pink beam filling up their office area and attracting the attention of their bosses! Delaware More
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Caption Contest!
Here is what we want: your captions! Let us hear what you got. Winner receives something cool…like a used Sandlot 2 DVD or something. Delaware More
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in Delaware, Walmart FashionHo Fo’ Sho’
I’m not going to say she is a prostitute. All I’m saying is in order to buy those pants, you have to be a prostitute. Delaware More
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101 Dalmatians
If there are 100 other people following her around at all times, then I will allow this outfit. Delaware More