My Cute Man
Really? That’s the man of your dreams? He must screw like a champ to hold that type of power over you, because from my viewpoint he looks too fugly to do telemarketing. Dream big kids! Connecticut More
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Facebook Contest!
What a coincidence, I am a dick and I’m making up these rules now – Funniest comment on this post on our Facebook page wins a free shirt from the dicks over at RateTees.com. Connecticut More
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Meow Chicka Wow Wow
Looks like we got ourselves a naughty little kitty here….somebody please euthanize her. Connecticut More
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America!
Ladies & gentlemen, in the past I’ve given people some shit for rocking the Rex Kwon-do America pants but I want everyone to bust those bad boys out and rock them proud today. I can only hope one of the soldiers had the good sense to go all Calvin on Osama and piss on his face. Connecticut […] More
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Messing With Sasquatch
Let’s go ahead and set aside the part about you being crazy and lonely and bored. Then, for the sake of argument, let’s say Bigfoot is real & you find him…do you plan on capturing him and transporting him in your Focus? Really? (By the way, you might have better luck finding him if you […] More
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Drink Responsibly
Hey everyone, make sure you have a DD tonight even if it’s this guy because we at PoWM just ran extensive tests which concluded that dying in a drunk driving accident tonight is slightly worse than being seen on the back of this scooter. Connecticut More
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Big Baby Davis
I’m not, an expert but I think the size limit for those baby carriers is when your kid can dunk a basketball. Connecticut More
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Rainbow Fro
Oh, George Clinton would be so proud. Connecticut More
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The Decision
Wow, this is hard. This was really a tough decision, but after a lot of thinking on my own and talking with my friends and family, I have decided to take my double-wide to Connecticut. Connecticut More
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Monty Python
What? I like to get Monty out of the house and let him exercise and get fresh air from time to time; maybe do something cool like feed him a mouse in front of a kid or put him on my shoulders and walk around or…or…uhhh…uhhh I got nothing. I don’t know what else you […] More
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Hanging By A Thread
So I guess he’s just ‘hangin’ out”?….huh?….huh?…..get it?….’cause he has hangers hanging off his shirt…..get it?…..yeah, you got it. Sweet pants by the way. Connecticut More
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Say Cheese!
Why do I have a feeling Jim Henson is behind her working her arms? Connecticut More
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