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Poor Coverage
It’s like you give a shit, but only like 45%. The rest of it your motto seems to be “let it fall where it may”. Connecticut More
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Her Face Says It All
Yup. Hair dye is exactly what the doctor prescribed. Definitely don’t cut it. Don’t do that at all. Just color that nappy rodent and people will love it! Connecticut More
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Pick Your Poison
Are your eyes drawn to the red vs. blue action up top or the 6 inch platform shoes on the bottom? Either way I’m sure this is some weird cosplay dress-up outfit that I have no knowledge about, but I’m sure someone will address this in the comments. Connecticut More
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The Power Of Abstinence
The lesser known hero, especially among the female fan base, I introduce SuperVirgin. Although the way Hollywood is going he’ll have a movie by next year so who has the last laugh now? Connecticut More
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#Chickenheads
“Who Wears it Better?” – Loose cocks in Walmart edition. Connecticut & Texas More
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Netflix & Chill
Ahhh yes, what we have here is a rare species of giraffes not often seen out of their domicile. The lazyus maximus, or “snuggie giraffe” as they’re commonly referred to are unlike most giraffes in the sense that they’re not majestic in any way, shape, or form and prefer Netflix over grazing in the wild. […] More
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I’m Here To Party
Ahhh children, nearly everything ridiculous in the world somehow makes perfect sense to them. Not sure where his parents are, but I guess that’s kinda obvious by the 1 shoe and the oversized hat he is struggling to breathe from. Connecticut More
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Cotton-Headed Ninny-Muggins
Not quite the cottonmouth your buddies probably had in mind, but you do you buddy. Connecticut More
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Emoji Elliot
You’re time has passed old friend. Trying to fit in with the younger crowd makes you stand out like a sore thumbs up emoji. Connecticut More
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in Connecticut, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: B-Hole Blues
Well at some point deep down we all knew this day would come when sagging literally and figuratively hit an all time low. Can’t argue with fashion trends I suppose so “Who Wears it Better?” Connecticut More
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Come At Me Fro!
I can’t think of a more badass combo than a huge red afro and shoulder pads. It just screams “come at me bro” and you know that bro won’t step up. Connecticut More
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