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Okay, rappers are taking this whole “what you got in your trunk” thing a little too far. I can put up with packing your car with 157 big ass speakers, but using live people is just ridiculous. We get it, you have money, stop showing off! Colorado More
Well, it appears you barely escaped the Death Star yourself by the seat of your pants. It’s safe now, you can fix that. Colorado More
It’s now officially the first day of Winter…and that was fun, I’m ready for Spring! Colorado More
If I had a biker gang, this chick and her skullet would get an automatic membership. Just picture her cruising down the road on her hog with the wind blowing through her skullet hair. Pure Glory! Colorado More
Now, 15 pieces of flair is the minimum and if you think the bare minimum is enough, then ok. But some people choose to wear more and I encourage that. Ok? Colorado More
This is called a Double-Double. Not like a Lebron James double-double, but more like 2 girls with too much hanging out! Colorado More
I guess Dog the Bounty Hunter was too busy bustin’ someone’s ass to take a photo….You know you’ve gotta go with Christ, brah. Colorado More
You wanna square off in some Greco-Roman wrestling with this American Gladiator?….Ya, that’s what I thought punk! Colorado More
I guess there are worse ways of getting rid of all of that energy from a can of Red Bull. Colorado More
Insert “ball sack” joke here. Colorado More
Listen pal, I just had a conference call with the Itty Bitty Titty Committee and we’ve decided that while we understand what upsides the mustache brings to the table, it still doesn’t completely make up for the whole gut past the chest look, so we’re gonna need you to go ahead and get on that. […] More
