WWIB: I Can Clearly See Your Nuts
Today’s edition of “Who Wears It Better?” we’ve got a doozy! So who wears short shorts the best, the woman who’s carpet matches the drapes or the mad scientist? Colorado More
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The Color In Colorado
That’s right ladies, anytime anywhere, getting that bronze for the beach. Personally I’m a little disappointed they don’t have the dedication to do it nude so there won’t be any tan lines, but I suppose something is better than nothing. Colorado More
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Hay Hay Hay
Hey, you can lead a horse to Walmart but you can’t force him to put on pants. Am I right? Huh? Right?….Whatever, just get your damn beet pulp. Colorado More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Michigan, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Hair Of The Butt
Well it’s kinda like Who Wears It Better but more like Who Cracks It Better. So ladies, who ya got here? Do you like a baby smooth butt or are you a fan of The Boss and his hairy ass? Colorado & Michigan More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Missouri, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Camouflaged
Time once again for Who Wears it Better: Camo Booty Edition! Now, I know it’s going to be tough to choose here and we all wish that their camo actually worked so we wouldn’t have to see their asses, but someone has to make these tough choices and I know you guys have it in […] More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Random, VehiclesDiaper Dandy
C’mon buddy, you’re doing it all wrong! If you are going to use diapers to protect your truck from the ropes rubbing on it, you have to use used diapers for the added poo cushion! That’s MacGyver 101. Colorado More
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A Grimm Tale
Yeah, nobody ever talks about Rapunzel’s trashy sister Jayden. Although to be fair, a love story about forbidden love & long hair is much more interesting than stealing packs of cigarettes from the gas station for your boyfriend/pimp. Colorado More
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Casper The Friendly Ghost
Nothing says “Intimidation Truck” like a family film from 1995 airbrushed on your ride. Colorado More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomFresh From The Bakery
Imma hapy speelin test wans’t part of my jub aplication! Colorado More
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WWIB: Where’s Tommy?
I think it’s time we play Who Wears It Better: Packed Cart Edition. So are you a sucker for a cute kid (he is in there if you look hard enough) or do you prefer the legs up La-Z-Boy method? Colorado & Florida More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomOne Time At Band Camp
You laugh, but that’s exactly how Louis Armstrong got his start….what’s that? Oh that’s completely wrong? Yeah, it didn’t sound right as soon as I said it. Oh well, then I guess she is just some weird band chick. Colorado More
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Let’s Play A Game
And it’s time for one of my favorite (and quite possibly the grossest) game, “How much money would it take to get you to lift and sniff? Colorado More
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