WWIB: The Pumpking
It’s that time of year when pumpkins stop being scary and start being delicious pies. Which Jack ass O-lantern would you take home to bake? Colorado More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomGood With The Bad
– Bad news: Whatever you did with that Jimmy Cap in a Walmart bathroom is absolutely disgusting and you nasty. – Good news: The type of person that would use a condom in a Walmart bathroom isn’t procreating. Colorado More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomLooks Legit
Hell yes I’ll buy that ziplock baggie full of Sour Patch Kids. No reason for concern here. In fact it will make it easier for me when I pass out loose unwrapped candy to all the neighborhood kids for Halloween. Colorado More
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in Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Oregon, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?WWIB: Butt To Butt
In the American culture, when a woman’s thong is hanging out, she desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love. So are you going to find out if the carpet matches the drapes on Raggedy Ann over there or are you going wild with the zebra? Colorado & Oregon More
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Free Rides
It is much cheaper than taking them to Six Flags or something. Colorado More
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Mutual Respect
This dude looks pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Santa Claus. The other guy is pumped to take a selfie with who he thinks is Omar from The Wire. Colorado More
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The Two Seater
True love knows no bounds…not even twinsie child seats. Colorado More
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The Country Rave
I don’t know what type of concert the two of you are attending, but I’m sure curious to find out. Colorado More
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in Animals, Colorado, Featured Creature, Funny, Random#Horsepower
You may think you’re saving the environment but I’m not a big fan of stepping in your ride’s “emissions” in the parking lot. Colorado More
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Retirement Plan
Rock on old dude. He definitely hit the point of f*ck it and I’m loving it. Colorado More
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Pantyhose Fo Sho
Fashion Tip#584: When your yoga pants look like pantyhose you may want to kick the size up a notch or pick up some sweatpants or jeans instead. Colorado More
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