I suppose that’s one way to cope with having to go to Walmart, but this ain’t the club youngblood, keep that liquor flow outside of a place people take their children. Canada More
How is tie dye still a thing? This guy has on a tie dye shirt with tie dye pants and they don’t match. Because nothing goes with tie dye, not even tie dye. Totally useless. Canada More
I’m not quite sure if you accidentally got some TP stuck to your pants as you pulled them up or if you actually have an entire roll stuffed in the back there. That seems like a ton of TP! Canada More
Check out our brothers and sisters to the north trying to fit in all Walmart crazy-ass like us down here. It is adorable, but clearly you’re bored without hockey right now. I feel your pain, I do, but this isn’t the path you want to go down. Trust us on this. Canada More
Toronto mayor Tom Ford everybody. If you don’t know anything about him, just know he loves smoking crack. Seriously. However, I will say I still favor him over like 85% of the U.S. politicians. Canada More
I guess not every fashion statement has to be a coherent one. So which jibber jabber do you guys prefer? Tube-sock accessories or the old fashioned high Urkel pants? Canada More
Congratulations! You look like a mannequin at a really uppity hipster store that probably sucks so hard they think it’s cool how nobody shops there. So tip of the stupid hat to you. Canada More