Yet Here You Are
You’re both talking a lot of shit and looking foolish right now. Stop acting like you’re better than Walmart. Hate it in guilty silence like the rest of us. Arizona & Florida More
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Feeling Like A Freak On A Leash
Is it bad that anytime I see this I think of the Korn song “Freak on a Leash“? I mean, it’s not the kids fault so maybe it’s more like “Freak with a leash.” Remember that music video though? That video is still pretty badass even though it’s like 15 years old now! Geez, that […] More
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Jamaican Me Crazy
Ahh yes, the very rare FUPA flower. Many say it’s not even a flower at all since it isn’t visually appealing and typically smells awful. I say, they’re probably right but I’m not a scientist so I can’t make that decision. Arizona More
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What Does The Fox Say?
Honestly, I truly and with all my heart don’t give a shit what the fox says. I’d rather puncture my own ears out than hear that garbage. He says “show me the Carfax.” How ’bout that? Just as stupid right? Exactly. I hate people. Arizona More
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Boots With The Furrrrr
I don’t get this whole dress up like an animated character thing. Why are the boots furry? Is this the new gothic? Is it some gothic/nerdy hybrid? Why do you hate your parents? Where do you even buy fuzzy boots? How did I get so old so quickly that I’m out of touch with today’s […] More
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in Animals, Arizona, Featured Creature, Funny, RandomWho’s The Goose?
Did we start something the other day by allowing cast members of Duck Dynasty in Walmart? Everyone knows my stance on animals in Walmart so I guess after ‘duck, duck’ that makes me the goose, huh? Arizona More
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in Arizona, Featured Creature, Funny, New Jersey, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Do The Skanky Leg
Now everybody do the skanky leg, yaaa the skanky leg. Oh oh oh I said the skanky leg…whoops! Sorry, sometimes I get all excited and lose my head. Arizona & New Jersey More
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WWIB: Dude Looks Like A Lady
Is there anything better in the world than bro titties? Oh there is? Like a billion things? Really a billion? Ohh, ok. Well then, ignore that statement and when you’re done with all those other things then maybe you can circle back and enjoy some bro titties. Arizona & California More
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The Local Swimming Hole
It’s swimsuit season everybody so get yourself prepared for Walmart to look like your local swimming pool and bathroom selfies to get weirder! Arizona More
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Extreme Coupin’
Personally, I find this extreme couponing absolutely ridiculous and the tv shows ruined regular coupons for the rest of us. Let’s spend 19 hours finding coupons and cutting them out and organizing them and researching stores and blah blah blah. So let’s say you save $100 on one go around, great for you. Personally my […] More
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Suns Out Buns Out
What? Sometimes spoiled babies like to get their diaper changed on the top floor balcony sun deck because they like how the sun warms up their tushy. Don’t hate him ’cause his shit skyscrapes while your shit Danny Devito. Arizona More
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