Unwanted X-Ray Vision
Hey, when you’re done choke slamming the villagers do you think you could toss a whole shirt on for us? Arkansas More
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She’s Just Not That Into You
Didn’t you read that book “He wouldn’t get into you after 2 bottles of tequila and 6 hits of ecstasy”? Arkansas More
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Back Problems
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Allergy Season
Does that mean you are allergic to sweat or maybe allergic to being healthy? I happen to be allergic to people who take no pride in themselves, so please go away before I start sneezing. Arkansas More
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State-Of-The-Awful
Hey hog molly, they don’t make “tube-bottoms” for a reason. Knock it off. Arkansas More
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Girls In Yoga Pants
I can’t decide which is more disgusting. I would probably have to give the slight edge to Miss Flaming Lips on the right. Arkansas More
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My Little Pony
Hey Hulk Hogan, guys with a full head of hair look stupid with ponytails. Wanna take a guess how good it looks without half your hair? Arkansas More
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Scarecrows Don’t Talk
“Toto, I’ve a feeling we aren’t in Kansas anymore.” Yeah no sh*t, you don’t think I noticed the fact that I’m strapped into Miss ‘Why-can’t-I-find-a-good-man-to-give-me-a-real-baby’ over here?! Arkansas More
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Dr. Thunder
So, what do you do when you want to wear a different colored shirt? Arkansas More
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Wizard Of Walmart
I guarantee that nobody in the country HAS ever, CAN ever, or WILL ever rock out as hard as these two in Walmart. End of story. Arkansas More
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Mess With Me…
Big deal, I toss a can of Copenhagen and a six pack of Keystone on the ground and that buys me at least 2 hours to get away. Arkansas More
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