The Drive-Thru
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa…..they make portable gravy now? Arkansas More
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Forever In Blue Jeans
Maybe it’s the snow or maybe it’s because it’s been awhile since we at PoWM have seen a pair of jorts jammed up so high that breathing becomes a challenge, but spring needs to get here soon! Arkansas More
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I Said “Hey Blinkin”
What? Like you don’t wear stuff that you find in your attic after you put your Christmas tree away… Arkansas More
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Granny Panties
Now I know we give people a lot of shit when their thongs are popping out of their pants. So, to some (and I stress some) of those people, I would now like to say thank you for wearing a thong instead of granny panties. Arkansas More
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Singular Or Plural
I like to have options on whether I’m displaying my anger to one specific person or to a group of people, and whether I need to speak ebonics or hill-jack. Always good to have options people! Remember that. Arkansas & Maryland More
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Like A Fine Wine
Ohh baby, you’re like a fine wine…not the better with age part, more like it hurts more if you get hit in the head with an old bottle part. Arkansas More
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Shake It Baby Shake It
Who thought it would be a good idea to cross a naughty school girl with the school lunch lady? Newsflash: It wasn’t a good idea. Go change. Arkansas More
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What’s That Spell?
Give me a “W”! Give me a “T”! Give me an “F”! Give me a break; if you’re a cheerleader, then O.J.’s innocent. Arkansas More
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Itsy Bitsy
Hmmmm I still can’t figure out why everyone was offering to help her out to her car…..and back to her place to help carry the groceries in. Arkansas More
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Swipe Here
Who wants to reach in and claim their prize from that Crack-er Jack box? Arkansas More
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