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Down In Daytona
Love the crop top. Says I’m here for the NASCAR race but I don’t want my belly to get too sweaty down her in Florida after I put down about 17 Busch beers. Arkansas More
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Paint It Pink
I don’t know you, but I want to cast you as a cool grandmother in an animated movie. Arkansas More
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The Racist Rant
I’m sure by now you’ve all seen this video of a crazy racist woman being a slob to two separate minorities in one video. Nobody reached out to us for a statement, but we’d like to go on record by saying that we also don’t condone this type of rude behavior and we don’t want […] More
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Too Many Snakes
Remember that time when the devil dropped off a box of snakes in the Walmart parking lot? Where is Samuel Jackson when you need him. Arkansas More
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Color Me Blue
At least she picked out some nice springtime colored undies to show off? I guess… Arkansas More
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Baby I’m A Fireball
There’s always that one asshole who loves Fireball so much they’re ready to get the party started anywhere anytime. Arkansas More
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Controlling The Market
There’s never a shortage with Big Bertha around… Arkansas More
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Catching ZZ’s
The other brother from ZZ Top that wanted to join the band as a backup dancer… Arkansas More
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Reckless Abandon
Ugh, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve left a cup of coffee on the roof of my car. Sometimes you just lose track of the unimportant shit in your life and drive off. You know what I mean? Arkansas More
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Rainbow Skele
I don’t want to rain on your parade. I can see by your emoji that you are having a great time. I just thought I’d let you know there are less time consuming ways to look like an oddball. Seriously, just browse this site, you’ll find thousands of easier ways. Arkansas More
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Workin’ Up A Sweat
Richard Simmons would be hella proud of your sweatin’ to the oldies look. Arkansas More
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