Bread Winner
Some of the most important and fragile things in life, babies & bread. Gotta protect what counts people! Alabama More
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The Alabama Slamma
It’s been quite some time since we’ve seen the legendary plastic sex doll walking the mean streets of Walmart. For a bit there I thought she somehow got deflated. Alabama More
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Half & Half
What the shit is going on with you? You look like a normal person and a furry somehow managed to actually have a kid as their spirit animal. Alabama More
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Think Tink
I guess that youth Tinker Bell outfit didn’t come with matching shoes. Alabama More
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The Walking Dead
While I appreciate the extra effort in looking like this, I’m just saying it’s risky. If I’m out shopping & you pop up and scare me, my inner Walking Dead instincts might come out and you might end up with a knife in your head. That’ll be on you not me. Alabama More
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WWIB: 0 To 100
Nothing says “I’m a badass” like expressing it via your t-shirt in Walmart. Alabama More
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Going Commando
In case you were wondering why the Iowa caucus tonight matters so much, it’s because midwesterners like this dude carry a lot of weight in the heartland. Alabama More
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All Aboard
Looks like Granny has hopped on the mesh express. Can’t say I’m a fan. Alabama More
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Matching The Drapes
Two points for color coordinating. Alabama More
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Zero F*cks Given
Total amount of fucks given today = 0. Deal with it. Alabama More
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