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Long Hair, Big Scare
Oh my God! That creature is eating that woman alive!!! Alaska More
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WWIB: Hair In The Air
So which set of antennas would you rather rock? Alaska More
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Zitty City
Your ass looks like a teenager going through puberty who is trying to hide his terrible acne. Alaska More
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Hey Mustache
If every person you know doesn’t call you mustache face then they have failed us all. Alaska More
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Hide & Seek
The little girl playing hide and seek inside that woman’s hair may be the G.O.A.T.!!! What’s that? It’s just more of that woman’s creepy hair? Scuba Steve, damn you! Alaska More
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WWIB: You Both Lose
In this gross disgusting edition of “Who Wears It Better?” we have some thick ol’ beaver swamp looking hair going up against the lady being eaten by a giant Yorkie. Alaska More
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Rasta Say Smoke
Wow. You’re at at a 10 and I need you at like a 4. That is absolutely ridiculous. Nobody loves weed that much. Willy Nelson and Cypress Hill hanging out in Colorado on 4/20 don’t love weed that much that they would need a rasta-onesie with a pot leaf on it. Alaska More
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in Alaska, Featured Creature, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart FashionEskimo Kisses
I guess no white after Labor Day doesn’t apply to you? Of course you’re pantless in Alaska so I suppose it’s safe to assume you don’t even know what year it is, let alone when Labor Day was. Alaska More
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in Alaska, Featured Creature, Funny, Mullets/Tails, Walmart FashionMoppin’ Molly
Holy hair Batman! I’m about to dunk you in water, turn you upside-down and knock out at least 10 aisles mopping with that thing. Alaska More
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The Alaskan Sunshine
Apparently Whoville is located somewhere in Alaska. It makes me feel at ease knowing that the Grinch won’t be plundering any of my Joe Boxer shorts this year…I know, who the f*ck uses the word “plundering”? This guy! Alaska More
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in Alaska, Featured Creature, Florida, Funny, Short Shorts/No Shorts/Underwear, Walmart Fashion, Who Wears It Better?Fashion Forward
I don’t know what you guys are staring at, it’s called fashion people…look it up. Alaska & Florida More
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Mistakes Will Be Made
Well if you aren’t the definition of LateNightMistakes.com I honestly don’t know what is! Alaska More