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Not sure what this guy is doing at the deli counter when those boots and shorts scream that he should be standing on the side of the road swinging an umbrella and talking about the impending battle we have with the aliens. Unknown More
Whatever you do, do it with grace…and maybe go up a size when you’re wearing lady skirts. But the grace thing too. Unknown More
If you find a girl that would take out her weave to hold your bumper in place…marry her. That’s a ride or die chick. Unknown More
I have no idea what goes into the styling of women’s hair and I’m kinda happy about it. I don’t know what the end result of this is, but I gotta assume it’s not worth it. Unknown More
They can’t show up to Walmart wearing nothing but their underwear in the future if you don’t start ’em young. Remember that parents. Unknown More
Free mix-up with every bag of weed purchased. Unknown More
Just be happy folks, it was much worse when it was all tucked up into her cocoon. Unknown More
We got to the judges…..They give it 6.9 out of 10! Wow! Very unexpected. He’s gotta be raging about that one folks. Unknown More
Look at you Mr. Tough Guy with your leather jacket & kilt. Bet my daughter could out hula hoop you any day. Unknown More
Later when asked what transpired for this woman to be stomped out by Snap, Crackle and Pop, Urban Meyer said he knew nothing of the incident. Unknown More
Weekly PSA to all my lady friends out there on wearing this color of leggings. Unknown More
