I believe I can fly. I believe I can…oh shit. Sorry I forgot R. Kelly is bad now. I meant, Fly like an Eagle. To the Sea. Fly Like an Eagle, let my spirit carry me. Kentucky More
Redneck ingenuity. I love it. If I’m ever lost and stranded somewhere I certainly hope its with a redneck. Survival rate through the roof. Stranded with someone like myself? We’re dead in hours. We don’t even use up our whole food supply. Just dead. Unknown More
Either some little girl is about to get her birthday wish or this is just an odd dude driving around with a pony. I know where I’ll put my money. Texas More
Nothing to see here. No reason to be alarmed. By chance has anyone seen a little monkey about yay high, red eyes and foaming at the mouth? No? Okay, have a nice day folks. Illinois More
If Snapchat wasn’t made to take naked booty pics at Walmart then I’m not really sure what it’s for! Feel like you really missed an opportunity to use the dog filter here though. Unknown More