The Best…Around!
If I was going to describe to a sketch artist what I think the World’s Best Farter looks like, I think you would have nailed it to perfection. Unknown More
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Squirt & Shitney
Y’all can’t even fathom the level of love that grandmothers have. You think you know, but you have no idea. Can you imagine loving people so hard you’re willing to embroider a fleece where Bubba is like the 4th worst name and wear it in public? No, your head can’t even imagine that love. You […] More
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Clitty City
They got a whole farm?!?! I mean, even with all that porkin’ they probably still hide the g-spot. Unknown More
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The Sandwich Artist
Holy shit. I think a company name on your car is ridiculously stupid. But lets say I’m on bored with it…who the hell is picking Subway? Out of all the brand names out there, you pick Subway. I guess it’s very fitting how it was done. Anything more professional than you sitting on a milk […] More
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Legs For Days
Man I can’t wait until I get older, retire to Florida and toss my give a shits right out the window! Arizona More
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Don’t Laugh
Funny? Yes. Sad that you had to pause a few minutes and think because you can’t be 100% sure it’s just a joke and not for real at Walmart? Also yes. Unknown More
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The Minion Master
Pretty sure Gru is a good guy now. You can turn that frown upside down. Unknown More
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Hey Slugger
Bud, you gotta know the whole thing is just hanging out there. That weird tingling sensation you feel isn’t a weird premonition about baseball bats, it’s the breeze on your butthole. Unknown More
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Redneck Butterfly
The rebel butterfly doesn’t really come from a cocoon per se, but more like a caved in Faygo can that was used as a bowl to smoke weed. Unknown More
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Chain Chain Chain
Boy is this dude lucky. I was just about to slay him with my sword but alas my plan is foiled again. Unknown More
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