I’m On Vacation
First vacation I didn’t want to go on… Unknown More
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Rocket (Wo)Man
Out here rocking that new Elton John line of footwear. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomKeep Calm & Pedal On
Because sometimes it’s difficult to show everyone how obnoxious you are as a person when you’re just casually shopping. Unknown More
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The Blow Job Bag
You think that swag bag works like the old Marlboro Miles? You earn enough points and you get merchandise? Feel like some dudes I know would have a PornHub yacht by now if that was the case. Unknown More
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I’m not sure anybody has parenting down perfectly, but I can definitely show you examples of parents who most certainly are at the bottom of the bell curve. Unknown More
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No Vertical
Rude. Kind of a foolproof plan, but still very rude. Unknown More
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Twerk & Twang
The typical white girl uniform for summer country concerts. Unknown More
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Limping In
I know grocery prices are increasing but I didn’t realize they literally cost an arm and a leg. Unknown More
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Choose A Hole
Things we do vs. things we love. Unknown More
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Mid-Summer ‘Do
Oh ’cause baby you’re a firework. Unknown More
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No Service
Hey ladies, if you’re into bad boys I know someone who ignores all the rules…or at least the ones posted to the front of the entrance. Unknown More
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