Muscle Milk Man
Pretty sure my man just sat on a tub of whey and uses his cheeks to pop that can like Popeye does spinach right into his protein hole. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomFuture Back Problems
Nobody ever talks about the upside of drugs. “Sleep wherever you want” for instance, might be a selling point. Unknown More
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Sailor Jerry
I’m sure his parents were pumped to find out his life dream was to be an anime cartoon character. Got a feeling those games of catch in the yard with Dad were something to see. Unknown More
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Just Browsing
Holy shit. Pray for the guy who dates this girl and gets “the look”. That shit would knock down an office building. Unknown More
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Drip Drop Drippin’
100 some degrees out there this week, you think she gives a damn about some titty or belly sweat getting on your produce? Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomThe Cool Down
Everyone in Winter: “Im over this cold snow BS.” Everyone now in Summer: “Are these mountains every gonna turn blue?!?!” Unknown More
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The Yellow Canary
Lookin’ line Big Bird’s side piece. Unknown More
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Nothing But Net
Fortunately, thanks to the netting, we can all plainly see what you can catch. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Random#Weenerz
Why does it look like my 3 year old daughter made this grocery list? Unknown More
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Little Drummer Boy
Rock and roll doesn’t break for anyone. I mean, it brakes for the car in front of him, but it doesn’t take a break. Missouri More
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