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I Want That One
I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Walmart kid…Ugh, just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Miss your Geoffrey Giraffe. Unknown More
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Work of Art
What I imagine every art teacher drives around town. Unknown More
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Bare Booty
Bottom biscuit season is almost over folks, soon all the girls’ pumpkins will be out. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomLeute Von Walmart
How do you say ‘People Of Walmart’ in German? I don’t know the language….’cause we won those wars. Germany More
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Just Peachy
I believe the world has given enough fair notice on flesh colored leggings that at this point we should be allowed to throw baked potatoes at you. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, Texas, VehiclesMr. Bigglesworth
Everything is bigger in Texas, even crazy cat ladies. Texas More
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Back To School
Do they put a blanket over the Mona Lisa? Do they take a bed sheet and cover the Venus de Milo? No, you don’t cover up great works of art, you share them with the world. Unknown More
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Spidey #87
There’s too many Spidermen out there for me to keep track of now, so by default I have to assume every Spiderman I see is real. Unknown More
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in Featured Creature, Funny, RandomThe DJ Booth
Please welcome to the building spinning the 1’s and 2’s, DJ Brown Bananaaaaaa!!! Unknown More
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Refrigerator Art
Pimpin’ around town looking like my kids’ refrigerator art gallery. Unknown More
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The Buttcracker
Worse ballet I’ve ever seen. Unknown More
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