At least you know everyone is staring at your car. Probably saved yourself a ton of time just writing “hello” on there so you don’t have to do that weird awkward wave as you acknowledge each person driving past you with a confused look on their face. Unknown More
Picking out some nice meats and cheeses for the Shart-tooteire board? Thanks for wearing a mask though, I feel like I won’t get any germs from you now. Arkansas More
Listen pal, I wouldn’t worry so much about putting your body into ketosis as much as I would worry about the oxygen deprivation there bubble boy. Unknown More
Whatever, it’s 2020. You do you my man. Go celebrate Cinco de August. In fact, count me in. I could go for a whole mess of nachos right now. Unknown More
We all had that kid in school that covered everything they had in stickers. Their books, their locker, their backpack. I just thought all those kids eventually grew up. Once again, I’m wrong. Unknown More